Thursday, May 3, 2007

Food smells bad

I'm in a server room at Lemont, IL. There is a hand-written sign next to the door that says, in this exact form:

Please Don't
Put Any Food
in The Garbage
AFTer 3 Days
IT SMELLS BAD.
Willie does not have Access!

I wonder who Willie is. Seems like he could be some kind of Scottish Groundskeeper. I can see ol' Willie now, standing on the other side of the door with a forlorn look on his face, wondering what it could be on the inaccessible other side that smells like rotten lunchmeat.

Also, I wonder why people switch from lowercase to capital letters at random. I've seen it before, and wondered why they can't stick to one form. Why mix it up?

1 comment:

Jessica said...

I like how the food doesn't smell bad until the third day. Once mIdniGHT strikes, it's all over.